2 Cows :) -- Sattirical Joke

Chandrababuism:

You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism:

You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiism:

You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Gandhism:

You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism:

You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism:

You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantism:

You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.