Monday, June 18, 2012
Friday, June 15, 2012
SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector
☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼
These are real life anecdotes shared by IT workers.
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Bhavik
I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
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Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Ashok
Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Abhijeet
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???
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Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.
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Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
These are real life anecdotes shared by IT workers.
_____________________________________________________________
Bhavik
I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
_____________________________________________________________
Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
__________________________________________________________
Ashok
Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
__________________________________________________________
Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
___________________________________________________________
Abhijeet
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
_________________________________________________________
Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
____________________________________________________________
Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
____________________________________________________________
Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
___________________________________________________________
Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
_______________________________________________________________
Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???
__________________________________________________________
Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.
____________________________________________________________
Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
_____________________________________________________________
Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
Relationship Story -- Applies To Many People
The RelationShip !
*Pencil:* I’m sorry….
*Eraser:* For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.
*Pencil:* I’m sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake,
you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you
lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you
lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
*Eraser:* That’s true. But I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do
this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though
one day, I know I’ll be gone and you’ll replace me with a new one, I’m
actually happy with my job.. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you
sad.
this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though
one day, I know I’ll be gone and you’ll replace me with a new one, I’m
actually happy with my job.. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you
sad.
Secret To Happy Married Life :) :D
Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy
married life?"
I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and
Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
He asked, "Can you explain?"
I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."
Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Can you give me some examples?"
I said," Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount
to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are
decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
He asked, "Then what is your role?"
I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether
America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over
Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar
should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing,
My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these"…………!!!!!!
married life?"
I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and
Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
He asked, "Can you explain?"
I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."
Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Can you give me some examples?"
I said," Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount
to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are
decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
He asked, "Then what is your role?"
I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether
America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over
Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar
should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing,
My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these"…………!!!!!!
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